fuckoff-imacting:

poopflow:

graceebooks:

like do they even know? i bet benedict was asleep and accidentally left his phone in the kitchen

martin probably picked up his phone and went “ok” and then rolled over and went back to sleep

like:

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(via martinfreethebooty)

pbstv:

Glad for a little help from sesamestreet's Count Von Count to count the Emmys for Sherlock on MASTERPIECE. It all adds up!

pbstv:

Glad for a little help from sesamestreet's Count Von Count to count the Emmys for Sherlock on MASTERPIECE. It all adds up!

(via sherlollymouse)

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
Me: Do he got the booty my child.
Future Child: ...what
Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Me: Then I ship it, my child.

benedicts-mindpalace:

I updated this hilarious interview with sassy Martin, so now it’s also featuring the Cumberbatch.

THEY BOTH WON AN EMMY AFTER ALL

(via martinfreethebooty)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via snorlaxatives)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via gnarly)

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie

(Source: flewor, via perks-of-being-chinese)