10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via teenscoolest)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via stand)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via oknope)

Corny joke wave #1 (the appetizer for what is to come):
why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do you park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?

If I punch myself and it hurts; is it because I’m really strong or really weak?

Why can we eat the same breakfast for years and not complain but the same dinner twice in a row is heresy?

Who invented the fact that whole and hole are 2 different meanings?

Did you know fun and funny are 2 different meanings?

lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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(via sniffing)

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

(via gnarly)

laughhard:

The Greatest Movie This Year…

laughhard:

The Greatest Movie This Year…

chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)