bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via sniffing)

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil, via teenscoolest)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via heliolisk)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via baracknobama)

fitvillains:

Class act, this one. 

#weheartpink

fitvillains:

Class act, this one.

#weheartpink

(via geeko-spfx)

In the Asian world, you’re either a doctor, a lawyer, or a failure.

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via heliolisk)